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Welcome to Gaffney Labs Conglomerated!

You've found the home of our consolidated commercial, societal, and research ventures.

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Commercial

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Agriculture
Gaffney Garlic Growers

Wormie Worm Farms

Design and Fashion

CultureClimax
Home of the 2020 Series
#bernface #trumpye2020

Food
Flying Fried Logo, Artistry with Oil and Breading
Flying Fried
A pop-up restaurant, popping up at bars, parties, and nightclubs in New England by providing the club with profit and customers with dishes made from a variety of oil and breading, or otherwise reminiscent of deep-fried culture, which are primarily Kosher pareve, Halal, and vegan.

OK Coffee

Gaming
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McLaughlin Gaming Group
 
Boxer Jockey
Boxer Jockey
An innovative approach to Islamic jurisprudence allows an opportunity to provide the thrill of gaming to devout Muslims while ensuring truth to conscience. Rather than betting, per se, participants pool to support their fighter of choice helping raise funds. Successful fighters share their proceeds with their patronage pool.

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Since 2017 we have worked to develop thrilling electronic experiences involving dice, and given the opacity of slot gaming engineering, to document such along the way.

Scratch Savvy

Syndicator

Media and Entertainment
McLaughlin Media Management
Providing booking, consultation, and management services to a variety of artists.

Developing a variety of programs including Girls from College! and Who is Bae?!?

Rapping Robotics
Since 2018,

Reclamation
Arborial
Reclaiming woodland waste including Pearls of Pine pinecones, wood disks, and acorns. A majority of the products are hand-selected in the rustic mountains of Vermont. We curate the forest, and bring it to the customer's doorstep.

Brass recycling

Butt buddies upcycled can ashtrays

Retail & Consumer Services
Afribox
Explore a smorgasbord of African flavor, with each month delivering you a box packed with products hand-packed from your country of choice (including the Sixth Region), or a sampling of the products of each nation's market.

DakoShop

EbayExperts

St. Anthony's All-Americas Religious Supply
Since 2016, sieving surplus religious supply purchase opportunities and selecting those with high-resalability in a process reminiscent of panning for gold, using a variety of EbayExpert's automated techniques to extract arbitrage-ish plays which bring those religious supplies in most demand to eBay and other platforms. To illustrate, there might be a high demand for specific prayer cards at one place, and a glut available on other sites. We fill that need.

Wavey Wash
Like Uber for carwashing, simultaneously solving two needs on the African continent: cheap carwashing, and simple self-employment opportunities. While automated carwashes do exist across African cities of significant size, smaller cities will benefit from cheap, ready, and thorough carwashing. The manual mode of carwashing is already somewhat represented, although automation adds a simplicity which should bring the service within reach of most, and an active directory of manual providers is potentially much more cost-effective for rural coverage than is constructing or even franchising a network of automats.

Software & Technology
Autobiographer

Famili.ar Family/Friends Platform
Aims to monetize by providing templated family office services, reducing cost dramatically, bringing the luxury of a home office to the mass market. An example of services include membership discounts, insurance planning, property sharing, genealogical and historical services, as well as event planning and more. Extensive is the concept and facilitation of family governance.

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Sanctifier API Access
Free for limited and qualified usage.

Screenshot Sorter



Research

Open Journals
The Journal of Computational Theology
Providing a platform for publication of research involving the intersection of automata, mathematics, religion, spirituality, theology, and related matters, with a primary perspective faithful to orthodox Catholic teachings enabling a focus of review encompassing most major and minor traditions, bringing modern techniques to ancient understanding.

Open Source
Blaster
Enables the user to contact a given contact across a full spectrum—a full spectrum communications tool. For example, one can send an email, place a recorded call, send social messages, post some posts, and print a warm, colorful mailer—for hundreds of thousands at once, with personalized aleatoric content, from the desired accounts for the WOOF! Current version includes templating features.

Ghorses
A Python package providing back-end and ontological support for various equine applications. Capabilities include stable management, results scraping, and organism logging. Released as FOSS to support the development of technologies which will benefit horses and other critters.

Gcomply
Built with current gold-standard legal technologies including LegalXML, Gcomply aims to offer at minimum a comprehensive contracting and compliance package facilitating the quick construction of collective ventures in compliance with applicable jurisdictions. A templating system is used to provide extensability. Free as in both beer and freedom.

BillBuddy
A Python package allowing analysis of official tweeting on a topic and/or bill, along with aiming at a subsequent sentiment sieving to determine patterns as a bill's progress through the winding ways of a selected body is made. Owes a significant debt of gratitude to the Sunlight Foundation and other projects.

Miscellaneous

Activism

Chittenden Conservatives
A thinktank encouraging contributors who will engage in a return to true conservatism—compassionate fiscal prudence, strong social fiber, and the promotion of liberty, love, and justice for all of God's creatures. Aims to offer scholarship subsidies to conservatives constrained by surrounding political climate.

PA Policy Partners

Concerned Capitalism

City Sounds
Helping street performers help themselves.

DoneFast Capitalist Collective
Providing contract opportunities and factotum services, skilled and general, throughout the Burlington area and online. Employee-ownership/sharing, with a fee for maintaining the collective and billing services added to the invoices and distributed to active members, and an ability to provide consulting services with payment in equity enabling a broad customer base. Franchised versions using CrowdServant technologies are under consideration.

Flowers of Love
Originally hatched in 2016, around the time of development of Heavenly Handicrafts, ...

Heavenly Handicrafts

Technology & Theology

Music, Fashion, Arts
Continental Cultural Brigades


Philanthropy
Bead Swapper

CatholicsCode
Supporting the development of Catholic software, by providing an arsenal of FOSS theological technology and resources, including libraries, events, and publications. A primary sponsor of the Journal of Computational Theology. Funding will be supplied by premium API access and subscription services.


GheelList
Spin-off name?
Check out Samaritan for an app working on a similar problem in #soctech.

Archived / Suspended Projects

CrowdServant
CrowdServant envisions a world where work can easily be traded in a just and equitable way, with a credit-currency concept vaguely similar to crypto, just based on work performed and crowd verification/reputation rather than computer mining. Operational prototypes available upon request for academic purposes. While work may resume, and some commercial applications of the concept remain in development and use, most active development for deployment has been postponed post-2012.




Dorm Daters

General Operational Principles

Clean facilities
Happy workers, with employee ownership
Affordable options and extensive philanthropy through minimal overhead.


Contact
Burlington, VT  #BTV
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